to be applied just before I tell my wife to call me "Lt. Commander"

There is nothing I can say that will enhance the viewing of this picture

the other half

science

when you find that special someone

would have been such a better movie

curious

old school

The Killer

In November of 1976 Jerry Lee Lewis was arrested in front of Graceland for drunkenly waving a handgun around and screaming for Elvis to come outside so Jerry Lee could kill him and saying, "I'm gettin' in, one way or another."
A year later when Jerry Lee was asked about Elvis' death in Graceland of a suspected perception drug overdose, Jerry Lee said, "I was glad. Just another one out of the way. I mean Elvis this, Elvis that. All we hear is Elvis. What the shit did Elvis do except take dope that I couldn't get ahold of?"

a bold new frontier in animal cruelty.

science

a feel good movie

Clearly...

Have you ever known a taxidermist who wasn’t an alcoholic?

fun guy

Do you like gladiator holo-programs, Wesley?

Bay Area Rapid Transit

I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!

schadenfreude

brazil

Holy dueling deity, Yahweh!

one of these things is not like the other

Make It So!