Saturday, November 6, 2010
it's time to play: Is... It... Sacrilege?!
Baby Jesus and The Mother Mary Thong?
It all depends on where it was made. If it was silk screened at some hip urban warehouse in an American coastal city, then yes, it is ironic and therefor sacrilege. If it was made in Latin America, then no, it is simply an declaration of piety. In Brazil this is what both male and female clergy wear to the beach.
Shout At The Devil bunny-ears behind the Sister's Habit?
Yes. She is hailing the Dark Lord himself behind her unsuspecting teacher's head. Satan does not care that if that other side of that school girl's hand is purple with bruises from a yard stick across the knuckles, he is hailed and hence brought forth. Within 666 hours of this photo being taken every person in it died under mysterious circumstances, as will you now for having looked at it. Don't beat yourself up over it, pretty much everything on it internet will land you in Hell for one reason or another.
Balloon Crucifixion?
No. This girl is simply expressing her faith through the ancient craft of balloon art. You can tell by how incredibly awkward this girl is that she has never had an impure impulse in her life. Besides, if clowns do it, how could it be evil?
Priest giving a serious rogering from behind, with a handful of titty, to a chubby nun as she hoists herself up on a wrought-iron gate?
oh, yeah, that is some choice fucking sacrilege.
It all depends on where it was made. If it was silk screened at some hip urban warehouse in an American coastal city, then yes, it is ironic and therefor sacrilege. If it was made in Latin America, then no, it is simply an declaration of piety. In Brazil this is what both male and female clergy wear to the beach.
Shout At The Devil bunny-ears behind the Sister's Habit?
Yes. She is hailing the Dark Lord himself behind her unsuspecting teacher's head. Satan does not care that if that other side of that school girl's hand is purple with bruises from a yard stick across the knuckles, he is hailed and hence brought forth. Within 666 hours of this photo being taken every person in it died under mysterious circumstances, as will you now for having looked at it. Don't beat yourself up over it, pretty much everything on it internet will land you in Hell for one reason or another.
Balloon Crucifixion?
No. This girl is simply expressing her faith through the ancient craft of balloon art. You can tell by how incredibly awkward this girl is that she has never had an impure impulse in her life. Besides, if clowns do it, how could it be evil?
Priest giving a serious rogering from behind, with a handful of titty, to a chubby nun as she hoists herself up on a wrought-iron gate?
oh, yeah, that is some choice fucking sacrilege.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
History Facts #1 and #2
I'm going to run a new segment on Drinking The Swill of random history facts I find interesting:
1) Benito Mussolini, whose father was a blacksmith and a socialist, was named after Benito Juarez, the liberal first president of Mexico. Prior to inventing fascism about the time WW1 broke out, Mussolini was actually a journalist for a socialist newspaper.
2) Americans often scoff at the idea of the British wearing red coats during the Revolutionary War because they made such easy targets in thick New England forest. As if the British were so Old World and stuffy that they couldn’t have the common sense on how to fight a guerilla war, even though they had eventually conquered a quarter of the known world. The practical reason for wearing red coats in the 18th century was that musket fire created such a huge amount of smoke that red was the only color that stood out enough to keep soldiers from shooting each other. Their uniforms were an advantage on the battlefield against friendly fire that the Americans would have duplicated had they the funding to do so.
1) Benito Mussolini, whose father was a blacksmith and a socialist, was named after Benito Juarez, the liberal first president of Mexico. Prior to inventing fascism about the time WW1 broke out, Mussolini was actually a journalist for a socialist newspaper.
2) Americans often scoff at the idea of the British wearing red coats during the Revolutionary War because they made such easy targets in thick New England forest. As if the British were so Old World and stuffy that they couldn’t have the common sense on how to fight a guerilla war, even though they had eventually conquered a quarter of the known world. The practical reason for wearing red coats in the 18th century was that musket fire created such a huge amount of smoke that red was the only color that stood out enough to keep soldiers from shooting each other. Their uniforms were an advantage on the battlefield against friendly fire that the Americans would have duplicated had they the funding to do so.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
My Halloween Costume
(the costume is not being a member of Star Fleet. My costume will be of this guy from this obscure picture of 80's of a Trekkie nerd that has been passed around the internet)
(I will not elaborate on whether my costume is supposed to be real awesome or ironic awesome)
(I'm just kidding. I will not actually be wearing a costume tonight because I am older than twelve)
(I will act like I'm too cool to dress up, but that will just be thinly veiling my insecurities about looking silly in a costume)
(I will not elaborate on whether my costume is supposed to be real awesome or ironic awesome)
(I'm just kidding. I will not actually be wearing a costume tonight because I am older than twelve)
(I will act like I'm too cool to dress up, but that will just be thinly veiling my insecurities about looking silly in a costume)
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