Saturday, November 6, 2010

it's time to play: Is... It... Sacrilege?!

Baby Jesus and The Mother Mary Thong?

It all depends on where it was made. If it was silk screened at some hip urban warehouse in an American coastal city, then yes, it is ironic and therefor sacrilege. If it was made in Latin America, then no, it is simply an declaration of piety. In Brazil this is what both male and female clergy wear to the beach.

Shout At The Devil bunny-ears behind the Sister's Habit?

Yes. She is hailing the Dark Lord himself behind her unsuspecting teacher's head. Satan does not care that if that other side of that school girl's hand is purple with bruises from a yard stick across the knuckles, he is hailed and hence brought forth. Within 666 hours of this photo being taken every person in it died under mysterious circumstances, as will you now for having looked at it. Don't beat yourself up over it, pretty much everything on it internet will land you in Hell for one reason or another.

Balloon Crucifixion?

No. This girl is simply expressing her faith through the ancient craft of balloon art. You can tell by how incredibly awkward this girl is that she has never had an impure impulse in her life. Besides, if clowns do it, how could it be evil?

Priest giving a serious rogering from behind, with a handful of titty, to a chubby nun as she hoists herself up on a wrought-iron gate?

oh, yeah, that is some choice fucking sacrilege.

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